Butter Goblin

A buttery delicious micro-bakery run by a sexy tall tiny toqued woman

Everyone should go check out Butter Goblin on Thursday December 8th @ Habit Coffee

by 👶 December 5, 2022

Bed Goblin

Somebody who lives in an darkened bedroom with a laptop screen as their only source of light, becoming gradually more pasty and antisocial. They spend all their time watching YouTube and playing games and only leave their lair to eat, drink, shit or piss. If you try to take their laptop away, they go all Gollum on your ass.

I hardly see Oscar anymore - has turned into a total bed goblin.

by Dr. Volospian January 20, 2023

Cum goblin 1480

When you nut on a woman’s face so much you can’t recognise her

I gave Jenna the cum goblin 1480.

by Nut funny man January 26, 2023

Cock goblin

What Jon does as a day job.

Jon is a cock goblin.

by Flex fire February 9, 2023

Home goblin

A decrepit creature that dwells in its home environment, surviving off pigeon meat and peanut butter. Refuses to go to the office due to their addiction to triggering mouse traps on their genitals

Bro, my flatmate is such a Home Goblin, all I hear from his room is mousetraps going off

by hiknouse420 February 9, 2023

Cock Goblin

(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.

Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.

by CherryTart February 15, 2023

Adomition Goblin

Someone who actually thinks that the Adomition Hub on SCP is good, in other words, a mentally retarded "person".

Hey did you see the new Adomition chapter it was so good!

You should off yourself you Adomition Goblin

by SCP Fan February 18, 2023