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noob squid is getting fucked

A noob squid is cumming, which is called squid fuck

by Fuckrick November 28, 2022

deposit fucked

The "ole deposit scam." The art of taking ones rental deposit monies for personal gain. A tactic used by landlords to keep deposit money, by making bogus claims. Common claims are not having the place "professionally cleaned" and reporting missing items (that were probably not in the place to start with)

i just got deposit fucked by my landlord for not cleaning the top of the light shade.

by messyp April 1, 2009

Fuck Blocker

1) Verb: The process of bottlenecking a door or passage in a game, thus screwing the turn economy of allies.
2) Verb: When Elle won't bounce on Steve's long & thin dick.
3) Noun: (Fuck Block-er) Someone or something that regularly causes Fuck Blocking to occur.

1) "Darius is Fuck Blocking the door to the next room! My character is useless now!"
2) "Goddamnit Steve, your dick is too long & thin"
3) "Steve's dick is such a Fuck Blocker, he doesn't even know. Ask his wife."

by OSTBearBnT November 12, 2021

Bunk as Fuck

An alternative to the phrase "Dumb as Fuck."

Rico: Did you see Deena's hoop nose ring? It totally clashes with her blonde hair. It looks Bunk as Fuck.

Tito: Yea, she don't look slammin' like Samantha who has a hot stud nose ring.

RIco: Bleep Deena. Let's go hang with our dego brothers.

by James S. Bachelorette 12 winr July 10, 2016

shredded as fuck

having high muscle definition, well toned body, aka being ripped in a more aggressive pumped up manner

JP : " Danny Bra!!!! i'm Shredded as fuck g"
Danny : " i'm still bulking bra lmao "

by defining life bro March 6, 2015

Fuck Eraser

When you fuck someone and just wish you could take it back! Similar to the magic eraser it removes horrible things that should never have happened.

Holy Shit! I never should have fucked him last night! I wish I had a fuck eraser to make it all go away!!

by MILF Tittts April 13, 2014

Zoot Fuck

A student of high school or middle school who do any of the following: runs to class; make weird noises; tucks in their shirt; or participates in theater or the fair.

Wow Vince! Look at the Zoot Fucks run to class!

Chase made weird noises today... He may be a zoot fuck.

by Noodle Noah October 30, 2020