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fortnite 

A newly discovered form of cancer. It takes place mostly in 9-12-year-olds, but there are certain cases in which fully grown adults seem to be contracted with this disease. Unlike other cancers, this one is communicable by means of brainwash, blackmail, and peer pressure from former close ones, who are now just online "friends"
Sam: hey i play fortnite.
Me: oh im sorry so whens the funeral?
fortnite by My Life Is Meaningless October 24, 2019

Fortnite 

The game only 5 year olds play and smash their controller when they lose a match and scream like a kid who just got his candy taken away.
I’m a 5 year old who lost a match at Fornite and smacked my mom for buying me a bad control that made me lose

Doctor: thus the reason only 5 year olds play the game called fortnite

Fortnite 

a trash game full of dances commenly done by 9 year olds
bro 1 : dude i’m going to play fortnite
bro 2 : ew
Fortnite by *click* October 25, 2019

Fortnite 

Dude you play fortnite? That game is trash.
Fortnite by LinkMain October 26, 2019

Fortnite 

A disease that affects people aged 8-18
Dude, I think you have the fortnite!