Pussy Crusher

A euphemism for the Hip Abductor exercise.

Terry: "Did you see Shantell over there?"
Mike: "No, where?"
Terry: "Shes looking fine doing Pussy Crushers in the corner"

by FillaKK April 18, 2022

Welfare Pussy

Your friend who feels bad for you on your birthday throws you some pussy to make you feel better/ lift up your spirits.

**scholars only**

"I was down bad on my 21st birthday, but Angela threw me some welfare pussy- so that day wasn't a complete bust."

- brought to you by Angelarius

by TheLegend, Spivey November 21, 2020

Pussy Enthusiast

Someone who knows everything there is to know about a woman’s vagina. For example they would know how it smells, tastes, feels, and all the biological features. If you are interested in becoming a Pussy Enthusiast they I should warm you that one of the courses you will need to take is “How to fit your dick into a vagina,” so this one not be something I would recommend to women or homosexuals.

Hopper: Eleven, you know how I’m studying to be a Pussy Enthusiast?
Eleven: Yes.
Hopper: Well I have some homework.
TWO HOURS LATER
Eleven: Mike I need to break up with you.
Mike: What, why!
Eleven: I’m pregnant.
Mike: But we haven’t even had sex yet!

Eleven: It’s not yours, goodbye Mike.

by Bubba the Gimp January 7, 2021

Pussy egg

When Tommy is pogging through the pain

Did you see tommyinnits newest stream

Yeah what a pussy egg

by Toad x boo fanfic January 23, 2021

Titty pussy

A woke sloppy goblin girl that rides around on sweat stained roller skates and begs students to come out as Bi, if a student refuses Titty Pussy will let Out a shriek that will change the students body hair to strawberry blonde. Then titty pussy will say tough break straighty, have fun sticking out like a sore some should you ever visit a beach in Palestine - Cole Hersch

Titty pussy sure is woke, Titty pussy for president.

by Mad american voter March 10, 2021

Cheesecake Pussy

An inside joke that Shit Kink Alley has made up.

Jay - YOOOo dude I thought that cheesecake was a pussy for a second.

Max - WHAT?:)2&&,!-$2$

Jay and Ghost - Cheesecake pussy ong!!😎

by vooomit March 20, 2021

Pussy Pest

A pussy pest is a guy who persistently pesters women for sexual reasons, most often resulting in a general discontent with their existence.

Girl 1: Ben just won’t leave me alone!

Girl 2: Ew, what a Pussy Pest.

by pussypest March 30, 2021