Ethan

Ethan
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noun
1. a male given name: from a Hebrew word meaning “strength.”

Which is ironic given the fact that the only Ethan I ever knew was TOO FUCKING LAZY TO READ THE AD OR EVEN GOOGLE THE SIMPLEST SHIT ON THE INTERNET!!

My Craigslist Ad: 1974 Men's Stainless Steel Rolex Submariner Watch with a 8 inch bracelet. Inherited this from my grandfather who recently passed. - $18,000.

Ethan: I'm interested in the watch. Can you tell me if it's gold or stainless steel? also, what model is it? Is it newer, because it looks new in the picture. Would you take $400 for it?

Never. Ever. Be an Ethan.

by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023

Ethan

I could easily go home on a night out with an Ethan raaaahh he is very easy ont eh eyes icons stare into those brown eyes for infinitey without even blinking 😉

Ethan is a hot specimen

by Pedoff hileee June 26, 2021

Ethan Bruwer

Ethan Bruwer -completely perfect in every way and should be treated so

Ethan Bruwer-
Randy; hey do you know Ethan
Some other guy: yes he is like Jesus but better

by lol not ethan lol January 30, 2021

Ethan

The most homophobic and republican fatass the world has ever seen. Hyper religious and stupid. Many Ethan’s hang out with jock friend groups who think they accept them, but really don’t even notice them. Ethan’s are also extremely vulgar and are more prone to saying slurs. Often times one can find an Ethan harassing a group of minorities and spouting slur after slur.

Yo Jerome, this bitch across the room is for real an Ethan

Oh word? Let’s dip ‘fore we get harassed.

by Cheeto Finger August 15, 2024

Ethan

Having a best friend called Ethan is the biggest flex ever. They're known for their savage childhoods and blue or green eyes. They may be seen as weird but wait till they come out of their shell. They are very dark humoured with gelled hair and happen to get all the girls. But of a gamer is very artistic

Ethan is the bestttt

by Pinnacleorange November 18, 2020

Ethan Silvers

He’s a kind guy who claims he’s an asshole but he really isn’t! He’ll do anything for his friends but he has dignity. Everybody loves him but he’s a complicated and mysterious fellow. He’s highly competent and very smart. He keeps up with his current events and gives great advice. A great person overall.

Award giver: And the Best Male Award goes to... Ethan Silvers!

by Gnarlyandradmyguy March 19, 2019

Ethan Flack

A guy who normally acts as if he is a hardcore stoner, and makes everyone aware he is so cool and interupts everyone so they hear his side of the story.

Guy: “interrupts reader”
Reader: “Hey man, chill you seem like an Ethan Flack right now”
Guy: “Sorry bro, I’m so fried right now”

by TheTurner47 May 5, 2019