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Dutch windturbine

Not to be confused with the dutch windmill, its when a man is shorter than a woman, he does a standing 69 with his erect fleshy member in her mouth in mouth of much taller partner, this allows you to rotate about the inserted shaft
Dave was with a tall woman and was tired of licking her belly buttom, so he just did a Dutch windturbine on her face.
by ReEngineeredLife July 30, 2018
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Dutch Blow By

Similar to a Dutch Oven (blowing a fart in bed and then pulling the sheets over your and your bed pal’s head to fishbowl the aroma of your stinking toot), the Dutch Blow By is when your are spooning your lover. And as the big spoon, you reach around to manually stimulate your lover, said lover then blows a fart on your junk or thighs. And as you try to escape the blinding gas, a plume of stank volcanoes out of the sheets.
Yo, I was doing it with my girl and she laid a Dutch Blow By on me.
by TrixieMcDuff August 6, 2018
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Dutch Crunch

While trying to perform a Dutch Oven you accidentally shart.
Example: Last night, I tried to pull a Dutch Oven on Cynthia after eating Mexican food, and it turned into a Dutch Crunch.
by DRoclc August 9, 2018
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Dutch coffin

When someone farts in a elevator before you get in
John likes to dutch coffin the elevator everytime he gets in .
by NHcubed August 9, 2018
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Dutch barn

This party is going to be a Dutch barn!
by Juavez P. August 16, 2018
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dutch crackers

Long ass nails on your thumb used for cracking open a dutch.
During a smoke session, Peter forgot his blade, so he used his dutch crackers to gut that bitch.
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Dutch Plumber

a Dutch plumber is a sexual term usually used amongst trade workers. To perform a “Dutch plumber”, when one guy inserts an ABS pipe into the anal cavity of another and spray hot or cold water into the pipe.
Those plumbers probably gave each other a “Dutch plumber”.
Take your shirt off and give me a “Dutch plumber”.
The boss’s son gave me a “Dutch plumber”.
by Mr. Kenny January 20, 2019
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