Double Dutch Rudder 

The least gay way for two men to masturbate together. Each participant grabs his own penis with his right hand and grabs the other participant's right elbow with left hand. Both participants work the others right elbow to jack each other off. It is considered not gay because they are only touching their own penises. This is the reason it is commonly practiced in Columbus, OH to celebrate Buckeye wins. Pryor & Tressel do it. Krenzel and AJ Hawk did it. Herbstreit and Cooper started it (unofficially).

"We like to chant O-H-I-O when doing the Double Dutch Rudder on High St."

Double Dutch Rudder by jazzJizz November 30, 2009

do Dutch, Dutch act

to commit suicide, to bump one's self off

Of all the joints in this city, she had to come into this hell hole to do Dutch. Poor kid, I wonder what was troubling her.

do Dutch, Dutch act by Frankie & Johnny April 8, 2005

Baby Dutch Oven 

The baby or toddler version of a Dutch Oven in which said toddler releases a large amount of gas inside of sealed footie pajamas to wait for the unsuspecting victim (i.e. parent or babysitter) This is typically followed up by an evil grin from the child knowing someone has fallen prey.

"Tommy needs changed, can you take care of that?" *unzip* "Oh man! Baby Dutch Oven."

Baby Dutch Oven by Crosshare February 5, 2010

Rusty Dutch Rudder 

The act of a girl blowing into your poop chute while she is grabbing your forearm moving your hand up and down which is holding your dick as she steers your dick boat into orgasm harbor.

Matt: Dude I just got a rusty trombone
Jack: I just got a Dutch rudder
Steven: My girlfriend combined both of those. She called it a rusty Dutch rudder.

Rusty Dutch Rudder by Sam7 October 21, 2013

Easy Bake Dutch Oven 

a sly and sure way of executing the "Dutch Oven." Before getting out of bed you let out a fart, containing it under the blankets. you then get out of bed, careful not to let your fart escape. You then turn on the light, your spouses first reaction is to pull the blankets over their head. Easy to execute and never fails!

Jolene and Wade are laying in bed. Wade lets out a gut wrenching fart and sneaks out of bed. hes then walks to the light and turns it on, jolene screams and pulls the blanket over her head. wade is officially an asshole. and jolene had been easy bake dutch ovened.

Easy Bake Dutch Oven by SML378 January 7, 2011

Double Dutch Treat 

A Double Dutch Treat is a spin off of the Double Dutch Rudder (See Double Dutch Rudder for Definition.) You start with two men performing a Double Dutch Rudder. Then a woman kneels in between the two men and performs oral sex back and fourth between the two men, while they maintain the Double Dutch Rudder. You continue until both men ejaculate in the women’s mouth, giving her a Double Dutch Treat (swallowing is recommended.)

My friend and I were very bored, and decided to try a Double Dutch Rudder. His girl friend came home early from work and caught us. She did not say a word; she walked in, took off all her clothes and started blowing us. We both finished and she swallowed every drop. She then remarked that it was a nice treat! So we all agreed to name it the Double Dutch Treat.

Double Dutch Treat by Goatfinger July 12, 2010

Japanese Dutch Oven

When someone shoves your head under the covers and lets out a huge fart after consuming large amounts of egg rolls.

If I let you stay the night you have to promise not to hit me with the japanese dutch oven

Japanese Dutch Oven by Dutch oven queen June 24, 2010