Guy 1: Dude you’re not eating that dry are you?
Guy 2: Uhh, yeah cause it won’t get soggy.
Guy 1: Just eat it fast.
Guy 2: Yeah that doesn’t work, tried it, gets soggy anyway.
Guy 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Guy 2: Uhh, yeah cause it won’t get soggy.
Guy 1: Just eat it fast.
Guy 2: Yeah that doesn’t work, tried it, gets soggy anyway.
Guy 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Boy 1 How was last night with Suzy
Boy 2 not good it was to cold in my house (because I’m a no good bum who can’t pay my heat bill) do I had to give her a Canada Dry
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