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Cock Vacuum

An alternate form of a "slut" or "whore" in social terms of females. However, it can be used to describe a friend or foe by using it as an insult.

A woman who sucks so much male genitalia she resembles a vacuum. Evidently the vacuum was made for sucking.
Chewbacca: I used to go out with Crystal, she was a real man stick sausage lover.

Jackson: Yeah, I heard she was a real deal Cock Vacuum.

Chewbacca: It was like I had a Hoover Vacuum attached to my cock every minute of the day.

Jackson: Amen!
by Chewbaccaontherocks September 4, 2011
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COCK FEEDING

When a male feeds a living being through his penis using semen
"Hey bro I'm hungry"

"Don't worry dude I got you" *Unzips pants*

"Thanks bro that was scrumptious"

"Your welcome that was called COCK FEEDING"
by Creamothy February 6, 2023
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Nice Cock

Expression best used in an empty Hallway by Guys called Tim
Tim: Nice Cock
Person 2: What are you doing in my House?!?
by REXtheCRY November 22, 2021
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The Cock Calendar

The calendar for people who can't survive No Nut November

Jump Bones January
Four Finger February
Masturbation March

Anal April

Mating May

Jack off June
Juicy July

Asshole August
Sex September
Oral October
Nut November
Dick December
"Liah it's No Nut November :("
"Not according to The Cock Calendar it isn't ;))"
"Cock calendar?"
"A glorious calendar made by @bri_loves_badgers and @_stonecoldcrazy_ on instagram"
by ClinkClinkBitch November 2, 2019
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A joe cock

A cock which has not been shaved since the 18th century and has a forest of hair growing around its stump. Many girls will suck it and they all lie and say that it’s huge when it infact it is the size of a paper clip. A joe cock owner will tend not to shave even if receiving a bj
Girl 1- I sucked a joe cock yesterday

Girl 2- poor you
by A joe cock November 12, 2020
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Skiddy Cock

A post-nut, half chubbed cock with shit on it after having anal sex.
Hand me that trowel bitch ya gave me the skiddy cock.

The skiddy cock was so bad from that Grindr dude I had to shower before going back to work.

She wanted a dick pic so I snapped my skiddy cock but I accidentally sent it to her mom. Got a date next week.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
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Cock Typing

A form of typing where you slap your dick against the keyboard.
Guy 1: I can get 80 wpm while cock typing but when I have an erection I can get 120.

Guy 2: This is why you have no friends
by Ihaveanaccount November 7, 2020
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