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by shailockbear November 13, 2025
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Refers to any player (often named Alicia, but not required) who demolishes opponents in the game Battleship so completely that others begin questioning the laws of probability, strategy, and possibly witchcraft. The name implies she isn’t just playing — she’s commanding a naval massacre.
Refers to any player (often named Alicia, but not required) who demolishes opponents in the game Battleship so completely that others begin questioning the laws of probability, strategy, and possibly witchcraft. The name implies she isn’t just playing — she’s commanding a naval massacre.
• “I lost in six moves. She must be a Captain Alicia.”
• “Bro, I got double-sunk. Total Captain Alicia energy.”
• “New rule: Captain Alicia isn’t allowed to go first.”
• “Bro, I got double-sunk. Total Captain Alicia energy.”
• “New rule: Captain Alicia isn’t allowed to go first.”
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