When you find a MAGA friend and push him to the ground and rip his clothing off, crack his legs back like a dead hen, and put your cock into his ass, get a can of motor oil and pour it all over his asshole and balls and violently fuck him before cumming all over his MAGA hat.
by Knox DeBoots December 26, 2021

Just a massive cock. I haven’t been able to walk in 17 years since being graced by his enourmous shaft and I would do it again.
He cooka da pizza pie
He cooka da pizza pie
by Jkey November 8, 2022

Bipolar, has schizophrenia and will never leave me alone. "Yo chill with that" is his most common saying
by Thatoneguyfromda6ix December 6, 2023

by bill bo bagins worth January 2, 2018

handsome, sexy and smart. Libro in moon and caprisun in Venus. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Around the age of 3-20 and born between September to December.
wow that is so brandon
by thisisnotbrendon November 22, 2021

Amazing at everything. Smart and sexy. Fucks like a rabbot and knows how to go for hours. Never scared of anything...
by Brian Brandon June 3, 2019
