The dudes who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer.
Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel
by The airplane mechanic January 15, 2025
Get the Belles' Suitorsmug. by Ahaha Get Noob Get Obese March 9, 2020
Get the Taco Bellmug. Austin Bell is a dooche bag at times. Austin bell is a fuck and at times can be a cool dude as well. Bell is known for Fuckin Dudes and banging Chicks.
by Reefnug August 15, 2022
Get the Austin Bellmug. by riley69kilroy April 20, 2022
Get the Landon Bellmug. Gym Rat who can’t bench a plate. Loves to suck dick in the gym locker room. Dry-Scoops preworkout before comps. Literally sucks at all sports but talks enough shit to think he’s the MVP.
by 69420DADDY69420 April 22, 2022
Get the Hunter Bellmug. Bell smell is the odour that wafts your way when the foreskin is pulled back. it is usually a pungent odour that resembles stilton cheese. this is often caused from lack of washing or just being a dirty bastard.
Christ! i just got a noseful of Orion's bell-smell!
Christ! i just got a noseful of Orion's bell-smell!
Smelphaba is a tiktoker that's see's no need to wash the Bell. Which smells like Hell!
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by 1foralaugh May 23, 2024
Get the bell-smellphabamug. by Anon2.0 November 23, 2021
Get the Bellemug.