Fucken Fat fuck with small penis, looks like a fully grown crocodile rat motherfucker, only likes to suck dick and would pay $1000 to suck a homeless boys penis. Overall an ugly fuck
When sombody close to you is gone.
You feel like heart has been brutally ripped out of your chest stomped on stabbed and spat on and finally put back in your chest again
Guy1: Hey my gf just dumped me.
Guy2: Man you must be heart broken.
When two people are having intercourse, and the guy thrusts onto a hard surface (such as his partner's thigh). His penis then bends and a loud cracking sound is emitted. Much swelling will enduce, and medical help is necessary.
My boyfriend's so stupid...this is like the third time he's gotten a broken branch.