wet ass

To get up from the toilet without wiping ones ass; usually to do something urgent such as answer a phone or to get a new roll of toilet paper when none is left in the bathroom.

I quickly wet assed it over to the guest bathroom after realizing, too late, that the roll in the master bathroom was empty.

by Vyache September 14, 2009

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wet fuck

Engaging in sexual intercoarse with a woman, presumably your wife or girlfriend, shortly after having sex with another woman. You basically are fucking her while your dick is still wet (metaphorically) from the previous encounter.

John had sex with his mistress and when he got home he wet fucked his wife.

by The Orginal Big Daddy G April 9, 2009

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Wet Seal

The act of wacking off in a condom, flipping it inside out, and fucking your girl.
Also, using your friends used condom is a great alternative.

Pete waited for nancy (after wacking it hard) after her long working day and decided to give her a nice wet seal.

by Mike1356 October 13, 2010

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wet sniper

After you dump your load in a rubber while boning a trick, you take it off and shoot her in the face with it.

Just when she thought it was safe to turn around, she got pegged between the eyes with a wet sniper.

by MeR-DeR November 10, 2008

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Wet Patch

The dreaded sticky, and usually ice cold patch, in the bed created when a gay guy either:

- misses the other guy during mutual masturbation and instead cums over the sheets, or

- after successfully shooting his load over the other guy's chest it is caused by the dribbling of the cum down their sides and onto the bed.

Guy 1: 'Why is it always me that gets to sleep in the wet patch?'
Guy 2: '*sniggers* Try aiming better next time!'

by Neo Phoenix September 21, 2012

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