Catching the crazy turkey

Sex that starts with Wild Turkey and is gets too wild to remember. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in her bed." -- Ryan

by MasterFast December 13, 2014

Yard Turkey

A term used in most parts of Georgia to describe the Tiger Mosquito.

Hey man, that yard turkey was so big it bit me through my clothes.

by neurotik July 5, 2009

Turkey Week

n. The week after Thanksgiving, going until all leftover turkey has been devoured. During turkey week turkey eaters dig into turkey sandwiches, wraps, casseroles, soups, and any other turkey related meals. Turkey week is one of the best weeks of the year.

Tom: I can't wait to eat this turkey sandwich!

Bob: Yeah, ya' gotta love turkey week.

by TurkeyLover December 1, 2009

Stuffed Turkey

whilst doing anal sexshe shits on your dick, you stick your dick in her pussy and nut.

yo i stuffed turkey her last night

by juicyass69420 April 8, 2019

Turkey burp

When you shove your meat in the anal area of a turkey to make the turkey call out

Did you hear that cody was a turkey burping last night

by Daddy-6969 June 20, 2023

Dead-set turkey

Someone who acts like an idiot for laughs, all of the time, and will most likely never mature, but is otherwise harmless to fellow humans.

That mate of mine Pete throws his dog's shit straight over the neighbour's fence and into their pool, he's a dead-set turkey, honestly.

by Stool_pidgun October 16, 2023

filthy turkey

FIL-THEE TURK-KEE(NOUN)

1. A very dangerous and Honduran sexual act.

2. When a man/stud holds his/her partner by the legs add if they were a wheelbarrow while inserting his/her penis/strap into their partner's vagina and then immediately into their partner's butthole, while the partner is simultaneously spits at his/her feet.

EX.) Last night was a blast because Jennifer gave me some filthy Turkey.

Jose gives the best filthy Turkeys.

by PEACOCK DANGEROUS July 18, 2019