The type of girl who'd stub her toe at the holocaust museum then ask why all the bad things happen to her
by Allah Snackbar Yum July 11, 2020
Get the Emilymug. Stella: Did you hear it was November 2nd?
Leah: OOHH that means Emily has to ask out Daniel!!
November 2: National Emily has to ask out Daniel Day
Leah: OOHH that means Emily has to ask out Daniel!!
November 2: National Emily has to ask out Daniel Day
by allknowinglady November 1, 2021
Get the November 2: National Emily has to ask out Daniel Daymug. by bitchimHomeless September 3, 2021
Get the emilymug. Emily is that one person who is sooo perfect, and sooo skilled, and sooo flawless, that you kind of want to hate them. But you can't help but like them!
Person 1: uggghhh. Emily Kanto won ,AGAIN, she is so good at everything!
Person 2: yeah! I want to hate her, but it's impossible!
Person 2: yeah! I want to hate her, but it's impossible!
by TheRealTruth👩🏽 May 6, 2017
Get the Emily Kantomug. Emily's are mad pretty! They arent insecure but sometimes can be. They are really nice and loyal! They may not be good at things but they will fight and beat someone for their friend or bf/gf. She might not be popular but she has lots of friends, she also has some popular friends. She has a boy bestfriend that she loves more than anything. She loves going on vacations, and she loves swimming. Shes a crazy/ weird person but she has a great personality. She's usally a rich/poor girl. Emily's are the best friends ever. Find an emily they really will take care of you.
by Salllllllly June 20, 2019
Get the Emilymug. Is a stupid cunt who's ugly face is a deterrent for all people. Never talk to an Emily just spit on her and walk away.
by Heeeeehhheeeee November 22, 2022
Get the Emilymug. I am Emily,
I got the crazy everybody wants.
I am kind sweet understanding wise a big dummy assface and with a heart bigger than my facehole
With some steely kahoonas and even more sarcasm than a monkey throwing his balls of shit at you.
You might love me but you will be amazed by how much I love!
I will help anyone, even if you refuse me help
I am a lover, a talented and blunt speciality of constructive criticism and an asshole two boots!
I am always ready to learn new things always willing to be a comical reminder that no one is perfect
I know how unique and wonderful I am
So many people love me so much in words
But beat me up degrade me and tell many heartbreaking lies about me
even so
I am humble and thankful!
lost in struggles, sad and confused! But no worries
I spread positivity because as a blinding light of faith; I am a burning mass of reality and unconditional love
I receive some cruel, unusual and ugly treatment that makes me want to disappear, supports no solid ground to place a foundation on for stability or support 🤬
I FEEL LOVED!
The absolutely amazing person I am is exactly who I was born to be!
I love everyone, I thank you all for the kind thoughts and compliments of wonderful intent and caring!
Always remember no one person can be the wonderful people we are as a whole community
Everyone is Beautiful
except for
the ways we take two faces off one holeass to call it a compliment
I got the crazy everybody wants.
I am kind sweet understanding wise a big dummy assface and with a heart bigger than my facehole
With some steely kahoonas and even more sarcasm than a monkey throwing his balls of shit at you.
You might love me but you will be amazed by how much I love!
I will help anyone, even if you refuse me help
I am a lover, a talented and blunt speciality of constructive criticism and an asshole two boots!
I am always ready to learn new things always willing to be a comical reminder that no one is perfect
I know how unique and wonderful I am
So many people love me so much in words
But beat me up degrade me and tell many heartbreaking lies about me
even so
I am humble and thankful!
lost in struggles, sad and confused! But no worries
I spread positivity because as a blinding light of faith; I am a burning mass of reality and unconditional love
I receive some cruel, unusual and ugly treatment that makes me want to disappear, supports no solid ground to place a foundation on for stability or support 🤬
I FEEL LOVED!
The absolutely amazing person I am is exactly who I was born to be!
I love everyone, I thank you all for the kind thoughts and compliments of wonderful intent and caring!
Always remember no one person can be the wonderful people we are as a whole community
Everyone is Beautiful
except for
the ways we take two faces off one holeass to call it a compliment
by God-ass November 15, 2022
Get the Emilymug.