Cunt Critters

Bugs around a vagina, like crabs.

I would never bang that girl. Shes been with so many guys that she probably has cunt critters.

by Nick427 October 11, 2009

cunt

C-U-N-T
Word used for people who Can't Understand Normal Thinking!!

What the fuck did I just tell you???? What are you, a CUNT?!?!!?

by Shadow_Rider March 19, 2008

cunt smeg

The crusty build up of filth after a week of sex with no shower.

Fuck my cunt is itchy from getting pounded all week. I really need a shower to wash this crusty build up of cunt smeg away.

by Frank.479 November 22, 2011

Dumb Cunt

Mya

Mya is a dumb cunt.

by 1._unknown_.2 August 13, 2019

cunt wrangler

A middleman who serves as an intermediary between a prostitute and a man, woman, couple or group desiring sex; a procurer; a pimp.

"They say Snoop Dogg wuz a cunt wrangler before he crack the music industry."

"Say what?"

"He deal in crack before rap!"

by Sloe Pimp January 2, 2008

Dumbo-Cunt

When the vagina's lips are so large that they resemble elephant ears.

"So when I went to go down on her, I saw these giant pussy lips. I swear, this bitch had the worst case of dumb-cunt I've ever seen!"

Judy was self-conscious to be seen naked with the lights on, for she knew Frank would be repulsed by her enormous dumbo-cunt.

by The Angry Penguin February 2, 2009

Corsa Cunt

A typical vauxhall driver who becomes enraged with normal drivers, purposely feeling the need to act like a cunt on the road.

Dave:"I've just bought a new vauxhall corsa!"
Phil:"I've always known you're a corsa cunt."

by Cum_in_my_tum May 15, 2016