Dirty Spa

When one contracts, a water stable virus e.g. meningitis from a body of water.

“Did you hear about Johno? He’s a bit under the weather he reckons he went swimming in the lake on the weekend and I think the water made him sick”
I had a dirty spa did he?

by Lava guts June 6, 2023

Dirty Toni

A dirty toni is when you take a shit in your friends mouth making his teeth stain brown

Ewww did you really do a dirty toni just now?

by Big worm Dusty June 7, 2023

dirty melva

When a girl has sex with her boyfriend and he nuts in her, instead of cleaning up she goes about her day and has sex with her side piece later.

I can't believe she really thought that doing a dirty melva wouldn't be noticed.

by Chicken Butt Hut June 7, 2023

Dirty Egg

When you start out with raw anal sex then move to the vagina without cleaning your penis off first.

Last night me and Kim got it on and I gave her a dirty egg.

by razzle dazzle 73 June 8, 2023

Dirty Benji

When an orgy has multiple Bens its called a Dirty Benji

Oh look at those people they are involved in a dirty benji

by Benji1272 June 9, 2023

Dirty Jiggy

A man who typically has one testicle and smears a pop-tart’s center on his genitalia and then sticks the pop-tart’s frame into his ass. He then goes outside and pisses on a mailman, when the mailman drives off, the man proceeds to twerk.

“The local sex offender just pulled a dirty Jiggy!”

by TuddleTurtle June 10, 2023

dirty khematip

when one participates in a foursome and the girl is laid down. one guy is sitting on her face and the other two are at the other end. she is fisted until she bleeds and then they milk the guy on her face and the other two fisting her use their fists to make her vagina gape open and shove the cum up her vagina.

YOU JUST GOT DIRTY KHEMATIPED

by _buttcheek123 June 11, 2023