shooting glitter up her ass

When significant praise is given to a person who is undeserving of such praise; when everyone thinks this one person is so amazing, when in reality they're basic, unimpressive, and overrated

"everyone's always shooting glitter up her ass for being such a great actress, but she's painfully mediocre; borderline bad."
"Janet always shoots glitter up her daughter's ass for being a singing prodigy, but in reality, her daughter is unimpressive."

by glasspumpkin January 22, 2024

transgender my ass

A verb used to describe giving someone testosterone shots in their ass.

"Baby, you should help me transgender my ass" "I can do that"

by mRhehehe January 23, 2024

jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away!"
"The CO wants us to jump through our asses and get this M777 repaired before daybreak!"

by Fuzzbean January 26, 2024

Ass Napkin

Classy word for toilet paper

After a healthly bowl movement i daintily wiped my cornshoot with a genrous supply of ass napkins

by Monty Burns January 27, 2024

Ass-hat

A guy who has no sense of good morals and is a skinny "ass-hat"

Ellis Stokes is a fucking ass-hat

by metalbaddie January 28, 2024

Ass

Beyond crushed I am…
A smile I need to find…
All the thoughts unwind…
As I realize it was all in mind…

Grieving something that was never mine…
My heart surely feels differently…
The certainty …
I thought I knew..

Ass

by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 January 28, 2024

gay ass dumb ass bitch

i good boy you can call your dog this it will obey you

go get the stick you gay ass dumb ass bitch

by pro writer bami January 28, 2024