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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.

Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.

by may saliva July 29, 2025

Shit on my heart

Phrase used when someone shoots you down or causes slight disappointment. Used sarcastically, or to break tension.

Joe: Yo man, where's the last slice?
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?

Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.

by conja! March 11, 2011

eat my tunic (emt)

What you say to elf hero spammers when their ego reaches the sky in order to bring them back down without fuss.

Dude with ego "Noob, I am so awesome and that makes you noob, you noob."
Me: "Eat my tunic (emt)."

by [Tar]Shadow December 1, 2017

Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.

I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.

by El Queeftador June 13, 2025

Sprinkle on my cupcake

Derogatory term used by FOH staff to harass their peers

You’re a real sprinkle on my cupcake

-Sawyer

by Efan_ July 25, 2025

Duffy my Texas

Suck my dick whore.

Wyatt told a girl “come Duffy my Texas” three sheets on a porch swing.

by Papa Duffy August 31, 2025