ASS

Awesome Swing Society.
Founded by the 4 Ass men of Bristol in honour of the the Leigh Woods multiplayer swing.

We accept donations for the Lego colosseum.

We praise the swing Gods.

Not a cult.

We love apes and dislike the national trust.

Friend one: “have you heard of the ASS?”

Smart person: “yes! Praise the almighty Swing!”

by ASS Cheeks supreme January 22, 2022

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flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

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that ass is dinging

When an ass is dinging that means it is making the observers internal bell ring meaning they are getting turned on.

Damn Brad, that ass is dinging!

by Badass Brad December 20, 2022

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National ass pic day

On the 25th of July you send a pic of your ass to someone you like, a friend or your boyfriend.

“ it’s national ass pic day today, you know what to do”

by Urbandictionary real July 25, 2019

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Ass

The things I love to put my penis into

UNGH UNGH UNGH UNGH UNGH UNGHASS

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019

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bitch ass

someone who collects shoes from famous people refuses to give them away, and or cant remember things

Damn that kid jared is a bitch ass! he forgot the play and now we all have to run....and on top of that he wont give us any shoes! damn....what a bitch ass

by JonSchamy June 23, 2007

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