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Dirty keto

When you use coconut oil as lube and an avacado as a ball gag while two guys destroy both of your holes.
Beaver: I ran out of avacados so my date couldn’t even give me a dirty keto
by That_little_mexican_boy January 18, 2019
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The Dirty Serpent

The Dirty Serpent is when you go mouth to ass. First you blow air into their ass and then you flick your tongue. When you flick your tongue you slightly create a hole to blow air into their butt. After enough air is blown in your partner farts into your face.
"Kevin's mom Is a total milf, I hear she'll even do The Dirty Serpent.
by Mattryoshka1308 January 20, 2019
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Dirty Fluffer

Designate a fat chick to shit on your chest and rub it around with her penis.
Yo that fat ass bitch ended up being a Dirty Fluffer and shat on my chest again.-Luis Russo
by TheRealBigLu January 25, 2019
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Dirty sniffer

Someone who smells their clothes especially their underwear to see if they’re dirty
Dude 1: I spent the night with sally and she semelled her underwear to see if they were clean.

Dude 2: wait so she’s a dirty sniffer
by Dirtysniffer January 27, 2019
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Dirty D

The dirtiest place ever. They are only good at one thing producing Athletes that don't amount to anything. The average gpa requirement for kids to play sports in Dayton School District is a 1.2.

If you are riding through this town lock your doors because you wont only get your belonging stolen but you will instantly get HIV, seriously the air smell like gun smoke and fat women pussy farts.

-heroin overdose capital of the world in May 2017 beating Baltimore, MD

-top 20 worst cities for air pollution year-round

-higher murder rates per capita than Chicago

-7th for worst city to live with allergies

-Food Adventure's worst holiday restaurant tippers 2012 nationwide

-6th lowest median home income value of comparable cities

-worst VA hospital in Ohio

-worst in Ohio, 9th in the country for urban food deserts

-32nd nationally for bed bug infestation of 2018

-home to Ohio's worst natural disaster: the 1913 flood

If you feel you could add to any of these statistics or create some new ones, you should consider moving here.
If you can think of a negative quality for a city, Dayton, Ohio already has you beat
by Dayton - Dirty D January 29, 2019
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Dirty Hatch

When you fuck a girl in the ass and finish in her mouth
When you (Dirty Hatch) fuck a girl in the ass and finish in her mouth
by Itsdh February 1, 2019
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Dirty ramey

Before eating the ass, cook a hot pocket and eat it half way. Continue by shitting in a cup and topping it with sprinkles. When you’re finished with your creation continue by placing all of the items onto the outer rim of the butthole an spitting on it. When you’re done with that, bonapetite.
Dude last night I brought a girl back and gave her s dirty Ramey, she loved it!
by Bigdaddybuzz69 February 4, 2019
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