National fuck your friends day

national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.

(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.

overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.

by sexytime696969696969 June 26, 2021

Send your man a nude day

June 26th is national send your boyfriend a nude day

June 26th is national send your man a nude day

by daddy’s nuts June 26, 2021

Sharpening your diamond

Tripping with the intention of learning.

It's helps to dose big when sharpening your diamond.

by 420Katalyst June 26, 2021

Corn your yawn

to insert a penis into someone’s mouth as they are yawning

I’m gonna corn your yawn

by Misterba5s June 27, 2021

bumping your jibbs

Talking alot, almost uncontrollably.

" you must of got a fat shot of coffee last night, because you were BUMPING YOUR JIBBS all night, and he kept half of us up with him." SMH

by DoobieJonesallinurmouth June 27, 2021

Your mom

A joke inside joke kind of

I fuck “your mom”
Your mom is hot

Your mom is hot today

by anonymous June 28, 2021

whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021