Cleaned My Clock

When a Woman takes your soul from you with fellatio and leaves nothing In your scrotum! Completely Empty

Man the way she “Cleaned My Clock” I think I’m in love or something close to it

by King Renzo January 22, 2021

My friend Rachael

An amazing person that I may or may not have a crush on.

Me: Hey do you know my friend Rachael?
Other person: Who?

by Hunter Fudge January 22, 2021

Butterflies in my Nutsack

Erection

As i witness the magnificence beyond this wall, that is when it hit me. There's butterflies in my nutsack.

by Ensign_Foil January 23, 2021

Hold my fingers

Similar to “I’ll hold my tongue.” But if you are texting you hold your fingers back from saying something you probably shouldn’t.

Person: “I think it’s funny to say I’m dumping my balls.”

Me: “I will hold my fingers so I don’t text something inappropriate.”

by Itsyouwhome January 24, 2021

ferret on my pussy

to be caught off guard if wrong doing is discovered

i wouldn’t wanna get caught with a ferret on my pussy tomorrow you know what i mean

by xgmpt January 25, 2021

Bust my pipe

When a lady makes you cum

Damn my girl bust my pipe last night .

by Sividpzo January 26, 2021

i typed this with my tongue

man your just weird like who does that??
do your parents not feed you so your trying to eat the germs on your keyboard?
get a life man.

"i typed this with my tongue"he said
that man just typed on his keyboard with his tongue i think his one of those special ed kid, she thought

by handle grabber January 26, 2021