National Fuck your best friend day

June 21st. The day when u and your best friend get in bed and you know..fuck

"OMG WHY ARE U TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES?!!?!"

"Its National Fuck your best friend day!!! Get on the bed"

by Im_gay_for_the_egg June 20, 2021

National post your girl day

June 21Post pictures of your girl so that other hoes can back the fuck off

Celebrate national post your girl day

by National post your girl day June 20, 2021

National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day

How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

by Kiwii <3 June 22, 2021

flick your bic

1. A euphemism for male masturbation; Synonymous with jacking off, spanking the monkey, wanking, etc.

1. Don't flick your bic in public.

by Buttfuckme June 22, 2021

playin with your balls

Joking or messing around with somebody. Created by Aiden Mann.

Lucas: Dawg I just killed your cat.
Sarah: What! Did you really?!
Lucas: Nah, I’m just playin with your balls.

by Down in your Mum June 22, 2021

your mom

The hottest , sexiest , freakiest chick ever. I need her phone number for medical purposes if you know what i mean ;)

Also can be used a joke among 12-year olds who didn’t hit puberty yet and think fuck/sex is a bad word.

Bro your mom is so hot , can she let me hit

by milkers inc. June 24, 2021

i fucked your mom#6969

The best Preston roleplay account to exist

Person A: do you have discord friends?
Me: yes I have 'i fucked your mom#6969'

by Definitelynotdaniel June 26, 2021