Bust my pipe

When a lady makes you cum

Damn my girl bust my pipe last night .

by Sividpzo January 26, 2021

i typed this with my tongue

man your just weird like who does that??
do your parents not feed you so your trying to eat the germs on your keyboard?
get a life man.

"i typed this with my tongue"he said
that man just typed on his keyboard with his tongue i think his one of those special ed kid, she thought

by handle grabber January 26, 2021

wax my window

Get out! No way, Jose! Shut the front door! Holy crap! Scrape me off the ceiling, dude!
As in, your first time hearing a mind-blowing song, by someone you didn’t even know performed it.

Have you heard “Power of Soul” by Jimi Hendrix? Wax my window, man. It’s freakin awesome.

by Camilla T. Jones January 26, 2021

Bust my stick

Broke my surfboard

I shred so hard, I bust my stick.

by Kramus January 26, 2021

My yellow

Yellow is the person you are living for. The person you never knew you needed in your life but now cannot live without. The person the stars shine for and the person you'd bleed for.

annabel, you are my yellow.

by yourgabby January 27, 2021

big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep

"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said

by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021

balls in my soup

A phrase used to let everyone know you just had a throwback to something embarrasing, or traumatising which happened in your past.

Professor: and that's why utilitarianism is some wacky fake-ass bullshit.
Student: Balls in my soup
Professor: excuse me?
Student: Balls in my soup. I'm gonna need a minute to recover.

by MentalBeatings January 28, 2021