Dirty Melyssa

When someone is getting mashed potatoes eaten out of their asshole while singing the National Anthem

“Holy shit dude me and this bitch tried the dirty melyssa last night”

by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020

Dirty Cintya

When your girl says she's bored of normal sex and asks you to put it in her butt, then proceeds to scream and bawl her eyes out when it enters her butt.

Person 1: Dude, is your GF ok? She hasn't talked to you in a few days
Person: Yeah she's ok, she thought she was ready for a Dirty Cintya and turns out it was too much for her.

by whoduhfucktrynanutinmybutt April 20, 2020

Dirty Shilah

when a boy doesn’t shave his pubes and they get stuck in the vagina and he uses his mouth to get them back.

Girl 1: So how was sex with him?
Girl 2: He gave me a dirty Shilah and I didn’t even know about it! I thought It felt like sandpaper!

by DirtyBritain April 20, 2020

Dirty Shilah

When a Boy doesn’t shave his pubes before sex and they get stuck in the vagina and he gets them out with his mouth

Girl 1: so how was the sex with him?
Girl 2: He gave me a dirty Shilah and I didn’t even know! I thought it felt like sandpaper!

by DirtyBritain April 20, 2020

Dirty Brajan

Dirty Brajan is a disease which is highly contagious and effects the asshole usually after anal sex.
Symptoms include: Dry and itchy anus

Karen: do you want to go out shopping?
Susan: can't, I have the Dirty Brajan.
Karen: ah yes, I feel your pain.

by SpecialNames555 April 20, 2020

Dirty Groot

When a women masturbates with a tree branch

Hey, I just had dirty groot

by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020

Dirty lasty

When Someone shits on there unborn dads head wearing a riot shield screaming the alphabet backwards through a tube of crisps there mum found in her crotch.

Oh my god he just dirty lasty his nan

by Dirty lasty April 20, 2020