Your life

Is someone GIVING YOU MONEY to look like Ben Shapiro you piece of shit. You earned nothing. They are GIVING YOU money and DEPRIVING ME of it. And I have more man-hours into it than you do. No BEING MEAN DOES NOT JUSTIFY NOT PAYING ME AND I'M GOING TO RAPE AND MURDER AS MANY KIDS AND WOMEN AS I CAN TO PUNISH THIS.

Hym "You don't deserve your life Brett you deserve to have it taken from you. Manually. And I'm going to make make sure someone has their life taken from them in your stead."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023

your mom

An ugly, fat whale who nobody likes, except for your dad.

Bob: holy shit your mom's fat
Joe: yeah, I knew that already

by Ben Dover #1 September 20, 2022

let me pop your cherry

Let me take your v-card

comon let me pop your cherry.

by Riei December 23, 2024

Your mom

I fucked her last night

Joe: Hey have you seen your mom lately
Tim: No why
Joe: Cause I fucked her last night

by CykoGhost July 14, 2022

National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse.

"Hey...It's National Kiss Your Crush Day...*kisses passionately*

by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021

smashed off your bounce

Totally off your trolley

You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce

by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024