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National dick sucking day

October 20th is natinal dick sucking day, on this day your girl has to prove to you that she loves you by sucking you dry
National dick sucking day is a way that your girl can prove the she loves you
by Holy spirit on god123 October 11, 2022
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National Jerk Off Day

On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022
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bully the guy who dosent shower day

October 12th is the European “bully the guy who dosent shower day” (that greasy haired poor guy who dosent shower and probably has the same glasses he had in p5) on October 12th you must bully “the guy who dosent shower” or you face capital punishment (death).
Bully the guy who dosent shower day means you must bully him example would be (hey “guy that dosent shower” look a truck *pushes guy who dosent shower into truck*
by HotMotherLover6000 October 11, 2022
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national wasted my time day

Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!
girl: hey it's national wasted my time day!

boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!
by kankei October 11, 2022
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National Homie anal day

On the 30th of October each year National Homie anal day consists of homies of all sexuality’s coming together to cum.
Jamie: Yo bro it’s National homie anal day

Dylan: Aight, pants down
by Homielover6000 October 12, 2022
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National bite tall people's ankles day

October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences
Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!

Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!
by anonymous October 12, 2022
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