off the water

No longer partaking in imbibement of ‘the water’. Acting strangely or irrationally. Somewhere between being ‘out of pocket’ and ‘wylin’. They just act wierd as hell.

‘Dont mess with her. That bitch is off the water.’

by Ayookay May 8, 2018

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Water Polo

The toughest sport out there. Many people try to dismiss it; before you do so;
1. tread water for 1 hour

2. while treading, sprint up and down a 30 metre pool
3. try to drown the opposing team
4. get the ball in the other team's net while the other team tries to drown you
5. if the shot clock runs out, spring back on defence so that the other team doesn't get a goal

When you have done all those things, then tell me that water polo isn't tough.
Also, there isn't any other sport in which your opponents sharpening their finger and toe nails for optimal scratching effect was so common that an official has to check their hands and feet before every game. How is that a thing?

Person 1: yo is that a water polo girl?
Person 2: yess she's so hot and fit

by _Makaela May 19, 2019

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Water Bed

A thick piece of ass, very “phatt” most black men love women with water beds. These women are made out of water, 100% water, this is what causes the “thickness”.

Negro1: Ayo nigga you see that bitch with the water bed

Negro2: YEOOOOO SHORTY GOT THAT FATTTTTYYYYYYYYYY

by Smartest Nigga On Planet Namek October 24, 2018

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Water of Man

Manly Fluids. Specifically Semen.

Umar ibn Saad had a condition in his anus that required him to put "The Water of Man" on his ailing rectum. This was a blatant coverup of his homosexual personality and need for anal penetration.

by Zakir Naik February 18, 2012

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