when you're going through so much bullshit in your life at one point which makes you anxious and pissed off and you start to feel your world is coming to an end.
Bob: Hey Dan
Dan: Hi Bob what's up
Bob: Have you ever felt like your life-is-a-loada-wank
Dan: I know what you mean, man its fucked up
Dan: Hi Bob what's up
Bob: Have you ever felt like your life-is-a-loada-wank
Dan: I know what you mean, man its fucked up
by Arfbizit May 26, 2011
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2) having a wank while on call of duty
2) having a wank while on call of duty
(upon getting an accross the map tomahawk)
dave: brb guys
(returns tired)
dave: back
jack: did you have a tactical cod wank!?
dave: maybe
dave: brb guys
(returns tired)
dave: back
jack: did you have a tactical cod wank!?
dave: maybe
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For instance, your phone may be nearly out of battery, so you have to hold your phone and charger at a particular angle to keep it charging. The movement will dislodge the charger at the worst possible moment, with the risk of phone dying being a real threat.
For instance, your phone may be nearly out of battery, so you have to hold your phone and charger at a particular angle to keep it charging. The movement will dislodge the charger at the worst possible moment, with the risk of phone dying being a real threat.
"Bruh I had a logistically challenging wank last night, Jesus Christ it was more difficult than doing the Christmas shopping
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3. Can I borrow your luxury wanking device?
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