public toilet wank

When someone, commonly named Joe, is desperate for a quick 15 minute stress reliever he will go anywhere to get the job done.

Public toilet wank (ptw)

Friend: oh where's Joe now, we need to leave soon.

Other Friend: oh I bet he's gone for a ptw

by Hometown Hillary May 29, 2017

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Tactical COD Wank

1) a quick wank over any call of duty game when you get an awesome kill or hear the interigation guy on the main menu of black ops

2) having a wank while on call of duty

(upon getting an accross the map tomahawk)
dave: brb guys

(returns tired)
dave: back
jack: did you have a tactical cod wank!?
dave: maybe

by urbandictionary360 January 21, 2011

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pokey bum wank

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax via ones bum hole

"Can you smell that?"
"Andys Having an other one of his pokey bum wanks"

by Andys Mom June 20, 2007

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A wank with some challenges.

For instance, your phone may be nearly out of battery, so you have to hold your phone and charger at a particular angle to keep it charging. The movement will dislodge the charger at the worst possible moment, with the risk of phone dying being a real threat.

"Bruh I had a logistically challenging wank last night, Jesus Christ it was more difficult than doing the Christmas shopping

by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 21, 2018

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