An English football club that plays in the English Premier League. They were once the best team in England and also once one of the best teams in Europe. Nowadays they are a shadow of its former shelf and an absolute laughing stock due to the club being run more as a business by the Glazers rather than a football club.
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Get the Manchester United mug.1) A person who has a strong pull game with women in a manor that gets them laid and respected
2) A person that looks like husband material that is also a badass in the public eye
3) An overall BAMF
2) A person that looks like husband material that is also a badass in the public eye
3) An overall BAMF
Mary: Steve is such a unit I want him to pound me and marry me. He also is a stud when he's around me because of his physical attributes
Rebecca: Oh most definitely Steve is a unit and all the ladies want him. How are you going to persuade him to pound you?
Mary: I'll make him want me so bad he has to be my bf and I want to be his gf because of how good my ass is in yoga pants.
Rebecca: OH MY God he's coming this way!
Steve: Hey Mary any chance you want to be pounded and married within a year?
Mary: Yes you fuckin Unit!
Rebecca: Oh most definitely Steve is a unit and all the ladies want him. How are you going to persuade him to pound you?
Mary: I'll make him want me so bad he has to be my bf and I want to be his gf because of how good my ass is in yoga pants.
Rebecca: OH MY God he's coming this way!
Steve: Hey Mary any chance you want to be pounded and married within a year?
Mary: Yes you fuckin Unit!
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Get the United Nations Discord mug.1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
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2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers
"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"
"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"
"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
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