Uncle-Rickin-it

When you pound 6 rockstars, crush the can, and throw it on the floor of your manufactured home. Bonus points if the floor is completely covered and you add a second layer.

Bro, this weekend I was Uncle-Rickin-it all dam day!

by ThePublisher520 October 6, 2021

uncle you wanna fuck

A hot person who happens to be an uncle who you would like to have relations with

Jadon is very attractive and just happens to be an uncle you wanna fuck ,and I would like to have relations with him and show him my angle dog

by Uilf September 26, 2022

Uncle Sam Special

While giving a person anal, you rob their pockets of all their money.

I gave her the old uncle sam special.

by Plutarchheavensbee62 October 2, 2023

Uncle

Pedo that shows up at the family reunion.

"Why is Uncle staring at my cheeks".

by anonymous November 4, 2020

Uncle

Person who touches you in your no-no place🥀

Timmy: please don't molest me with those 17 autistic clowns!

Uncle: uncle🗣🗣🗣

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

Your Uncle Mike a Dyke

Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.

Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*

by iced.milk May 11, 2018

Hehe, I am Your Half 《¤》Uncle

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak) knows the Spartan Prayer.

Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that Messenger Add Oak (Angel Jose Robles) knows the Spartan Prayer?
Person 2: Mhm.
Person 3: Hehe, I am Your Half 《¤》Uncle

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025