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SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.
“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”
by Steven dickerson June 16, 2018
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Holy shit is that a turtle

Also known as H.S.I.T.A.T.

It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.
"Holy shit is that a turtle" said Eli before he broke up with the girl he was with someone.
by Almost heaven December 27, 2019
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turtle baby

A word used to replace any noun, usually with some affection and positive/neutral.
"Wheres the remote? Oh, theres that little turtle baby!"
"Let me try one of those turtle babies!"
by Courtney Hume April 8, 2007
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Turtle Dick

When a circumcised penis retracts into the remaining foreskin scar or shaft.
It's so cold, I'm turtle dicking.
Sorry, I was adjusting my turtle dick.
by CORich September 3, 2012
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Brown Turtle-Licker

a turtle licker is a person who licks the end of a poo when it is just coming out of someone's bum.
these people get a good rush of adrenaline when doing this and think its a brilliant sensation.
''Kami Bolton licked Emily Taylors Shit Turtle As She Thought It Was A Good Thing To Do At The Time.....this means she is a Brown Turtle-Licker''
by Ball Sack Jack ;) May 19, 2009
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Awkward Turtle

The universal symbol of the awkward moment, made by placing one open hand over another and wiggling the thumbs around in a circle to imitate a turtle turned on its back. Awkward!
I used the phrase "if you can't do it teach it" infront of my girlfriends mum... shes a teacher. It was definitely awkward turtle.

For more awkward turtle moments, www.awkwardturtle.com
by zephyr4434 December 31, 2009
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Flacko Turtle

A rapper that a firefighter needs to put out the fire how fire his songs are.
You need to call a Fire department on Flacko Turtle.
by Flacko Turtle January 4, 2021
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