Turtle

Those idiots that keep eating the plastic straws. Well some do but still, they're related so they're still the idiots that keep eating the straws. Like blud, that is not a jellyfish that is a STRAW

"Bro this dumb ass turtle keeps eating the straws when it already got 4 in it's dumb nose.

by yogha October 22, 2023

turtle head

When you have to take a mad dump and the shit is starting to almost protrude out your anus

Friend : hey bud are u okay

You: No I have a turtle head poking out

by CanadianComputerGuy December 2, 2025

Turtle bender

The guy who has a fetish for turtles and regually has sexual inter course with them

That guy is such a turtle bender!!

by Ebneezerthegee July 22, 2017

Went turtle

To flip upside down; to invert an airplane

Man he absolutely fucked his V1 cut. Kicked the wrong rudder and it went turtle on him!

by Life's a Beech June 1, 2019

throttle a turtle

To take a large (possibly) Polish penis into ones hands, and forcibly make it go where it don't want to go

I had to throttle a turtle last night to keep my marriage alive

Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there

by DrFK October 5, 2011

Erik the Turtle

A boy who is gay and claims to be a turtle. They tend to enjoy anus.

Wow Erik the turtle sure loves anus!

by wikidefinitions November 12, 2014

turtle

A animal that flies around and eats dirt

that turtle needs to get the fuck out of the swamp!

by arguing sloth December 19, 2023