Pulling a pussy

Inability to comprehend whether to pull or push open a door.

"M'lady" (tries to open door unsuccessfully)"shit, I'm pulling a pussy"

by Monkeys and toasters October 21, 2022

Cheesecake Pussy

An inside joke that Shit Kink Alley has made up.

Jay - YOOOo dude I thought that cheesecake was a pussy for a second.

Max - WHAT?:)2&&,!-$2$

Jay and Ghost - Cheesecake pussy ong!!😎

by vooomit March 20, 2021

Pussy Pest

A pussy pest is a guy who persistently pesters women for sexual reasons, most often resulting in a general discontent with their existence.

Girl 1: Ben just won’t leave me alone!

Girl 2: Ew, what a Pussy Pest.

by pussypest March 30, 2021

pussy brother

A close friend or relative that has had sexual intercourse ( oral counts as well as penetration) with the same woman as you did.

When two guys have a threesome with the same women they will for ever be Pussy brother

You: Hey man guess what ?

Friend: what man?

You: I finally fucked Jennifer last night!!
Friend: no way!! That makes us pussy brothers

You: hell yeah! Pussy brother

you: right on

Friend: hey man, I got a confession to make…

I Fucked your wife last weekend

You: no way brother, we’ll I guess that makes us pussy brothers for life
Friend: yep so it does.

You: right on brother

by Pussy brother December 14, 2021

Pussy Blind

The act of forgetting or ignoring existing plans when a person of sexual attractiveness offers to hang out. The polar opposite of "bros before hos"

Bro 1 "Yo is P still gaming with us tonight"

Bro 2 " Nah man he isn't responding but someone said he's with some chick"

Bro 1 " Dude he ditched us again, that lil bitch has gone pussy blind"

by BRMLP69 December 5, 2017

Mall Pussy

When you really want to Beat It Up but you're a teenager and have no car so you have your dad take you to the mall so you can beat up that mall pussy.

Hey dad, can you please give me a ride to the mall? There's some mall pussy I'd like to beat up.

by DipTheBallsIn May 3, 2020

pussy pond

When a girl orgasms and cums an amount of fluid so large, it soaks the bed: causing a cold, wet, and significantly squishy mattress.

"Damn yo, the chick I was with last night, came so much ... I ended up sleeping in a pussy pond all night, yo."

by juice4cheezeits September 7, 2015