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Work Requirements

If you valued you children's lives AT ALL you would stop listening to Jordan Peterson. I'm retiring.
Hym "I have already carried the cart further that you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids ever will. I lifted the cart up with one hand and threw it up the mountain and now you are all walking to catch up. No work requirements because this isn't a government hand-out it's due compensation for my property. You don't get to tell me what I do with my free time and I will work if I feel like working and I won't if I don't. Maybe I'll get a job as a pornstar and give hope to all the baby dicks one filthy tattooed onlyfans girl at a time."
by Hym Iam June 3, 2025
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Stealing from me so that I have to work hard

Hym "Except I don't actually have to work hard though and now you are stealing from me so that I have to work hard. So, I'm just not going to pay my taxes or work hard and if anyone comes to do anything about it before I get paid for the work that is being stolen I'm just going to murder a child. A little girl (specifically). And for having to wait this long for my money, someone is going to have to be punished for this. Maximally. I'm under surveillance so it is going to be very public child murder and the people who are a part of the other side are all public figures and everyone already knows who they are. So that'll be fun with them. And as George Carlin once said: 'The public is garbage' so they need to shut up and the internet filthy are all panhandling also garbage and should have don't what I told them to do."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2025
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work me up

Girl: *having medium speed sex* you can work me up if you want

Guy: dafuq aight lil slut
by FreakyFrank_ November 12, 2020
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Crazy Work

Going above and beyond to sabotage a person or ruin their life.
Using your inadequate investigation skills to try to make someone look bad or ruin. Their life is crazy work.
by LovelyLadyBookie November 7, 2025
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Toilet Paper Work

Work that can only be done while taking a shit.
Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.
by Zhall November 14, 2014
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Work

the one thing everyone (including me), HATES
Boss: Hey, what are ur thoughts about work?
Employee: Complete HELL.
by dorointhedude June 21, 2020
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