porn pregame

When you look up pornography with the intent of pleasuring yourself to it later that day.

I got bored before my last lecture so I decided that some porn pregame was in order.

by FadedTemplar April 21, 2017

porn truffle

The articles of printed pornography found by chance in woods and waste ground by British children in the pre-internet age.

Where'd you get that mucky mag?

It's a porn truffle I found down in the woods.

by Jambo Tallahassee January 1, 2018

Rat Porn

Pornographic material that’s rat related.

Dude: Hey bro, you want some Rat Porn?

Vinesauce Vinny: How about no.

by NepgearAfficionado May 21, 2022

Porn Nomad

A porn nomad is someone who travels to a state that allows unrestricted viewing of PornHub.

Christopher ColumBust had to become a porn nomad because Virginia blocked PornHub.

by OdinSoundTV July 9, 2023

Karen Porn

Examples:

The Holiday
It’s Complicated

Valentine’s Day

He’s Just Not That Into You
40 Dresses
PS I Love You

You get the idea

Susan: Omg Let’s go get day drunk on Riesling and yell at some minimum wage workers and crash our SUV’s. Then we can go on a Facebook rant about 5G and vaccines and watch The Family Stone.
Karen: always down for a marathon of Karen Porn, Fuck yeah, I’m in!

by Breakitdarb May 15, 2020

Porn hoe

when you are too caught up in the life of porn. you are a hoe to porn, and too amazed by the way the wet asshole bodies move. you cum every time you become a porn hoe.

wow, gio is such a porn hoe.

by helltothefuckinno November 30, 2018

tank porn

Used when talking about pictures, videos or movies containing good footage and noises of tanks (the military kind, Panzers). Mostly used by tank enthusiasts who play tank games like World of Tanks, War Thunder or Armored Warfare.

Listen to the noise of that Leopard 1 engine, thats some good tank porn.

by Kurt28 February 22, 2017