dick muffs

When one places an erect penis into each ear so that sound is muffled. Similar to earmuffs

Chad had dick muffs on so he didn't hear the the third guy coming.

by legs almighty January 24, 2011

Spicy Dick

After handling peppers or other extremely hot substances, using the restroom without thuroughly washing your hands in between. A very painful affair.

Wash your hands after cutting up that habanero son, or else you'll get spicy dick!

by Vinja Gosan January 13, 2011

Dick Twist

Mostly used to cheer for someone should beat somebody. For example in a video game or an MMA Fight.

"Grab his dick and twist it, do twist that dick! The Old Dick Twist!" - A guy in the crowd cheering for a fighter at a MMA fight.

by BlechiBlech May 22, 2020

doughy dick

A non-erect penis. Completely flaccid. Often the result of seeing a very unattractive woman.

"I looked at her and she gave me a doughy dick."

by gay_the_musical June 5, 2014

Dick Wrapper

A female of the species Homo Sapien. This term refers to the fact that the most important aspect of a woman's identity is the fact that she is engineered and constructed so as to wrap around penises

Diana came over last night ... that is one energetic Dick Wrapper.

I need to hit the club tonight and pick me up a dick wrapper.

That bar was litterally polluted with cougars and other assorted dick wrappers.

by Mr HJL January 17, 2008

dick recipient

one who receives dick in any capacity regardless of gender.

dude 1_"your mom's a filthy dick recipient."
dude 2_"so's your dad." ::laughs::
dude 1_ : (

by vulvahammer July 9, 2010

Cod-Dick

A person who ruins good conversations by changing the subject to the game Call of Duty Black Ops.

Peter and Johnny were having a great talk about basketball when Brett came up to them, being a total cod-dick.

by maybe?94 March 18, 2011