by Rothers2002 November 16, 2018
Get the Soup can weinermug. When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.
Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
Get the split peen soupmug. (n.) I oughta knock you out
by Niilo Nilsson July 10, 2021
Get the Soup Eggmug. by stewbedasso556 October 29, 2025
Get the Bean Soupmug. Anything that has been modified or upgraded for performance or looks(especially cars).
the origin comes from when horse racers would give there horse soup, and say it was "all souped up"
the origin comes from when horse racers would give there horse soup, and say it was "all souped up"
by Magikmason September 22, 2020
Get the souped upmug. by Scaredtoleavethehouse July 27, 2014
Get the Soupmug. Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people
by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015
Get the cancer soupmug.