Russian Cancer Vaccine

Oh! See? Did you round up some of those cancer resistant wolves? What about the jellyfish thing? That was it, wasn't it?

Hym "Oh! Russian cancer vaccine? See? I told you that once we get some of those cancer wolves going we would be in business."

by Hym Iam November 26, 2025

Russian Roulette wings

An order of mild chicken wings with one suicide wing.

"Last night we ordered up some Russian Roulette wings. I wound up taking the bullet and my mouth is still numb."

by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012

Russian torpedo

When you take a nice solid 10”-12” shit, freeze it the fuck someone in the ass with the frozen turd

That disgusting woman wanted to give me a russian torpedo on our blind date last night

by Jay Bizzel February 6, 2022

Russian

A. K. A. Alicjan

The russian buy jamaican grass

by Kierz11 November 30, 2018

russian claymore

When you drink to much and explosively shart on someone.

"Man I drank way to much vodka and totally Russian Claymored that girl in the club last night.

by Slinky_Pete April 11, 2020

Russian Swordfish

When you stick you ear through one ear and it comes out the other.

Dallas threatened to Russian Swordfish his brother.

by Bossmod3 June 23, 2019

Russian fleshlight

When you cum inside a fleshlight and then pour it on to a girls eyes, while putting your dick-tip up her nose, so she can smell your sperm.

*Guy 1* I gave my girl a Russian fleshlight yesterday, she did not even know I had a fleshlight.
*Guy 2* Yeah, my girl just want me to bang her.

by Roski Sex Master February 3, 2025