play shuffleboard on the promenade

1. to have no plans; idle
2. an illusory plan
3. a daily plan for the unemployed

"What are your plans for today?" the father asked his unemployed daughter.
"I thought I would play shuffleboard on the promenade, followed by skeet shooting on the lido deck," she answered sarcastically as she sat in her bathrobe surfing the net.

by sgjd2010 January 10, 2011

fair play trophy

Fair Play Trophy: If there is a group of girls at a party and you pick out the ugliest or most desperate one, only because you´re sure you can bang her. Afterwards often blame it on the Alcohol the day after.

Frank: Hell no, look Brian kissing that fat and ugle girl. What´s going on with him?
Xavier: Well, it seems he is only going for the fair play trophy today

by Tommy Milffigger September 7, 2016

playing islands in the stream

The female act of masturbation with the use of water i.e. a massaaging shower head or other device/method which allows the water to induce climax by clitoral stimulation.

I heard you moaning in the shower, were you in there playing islands in the stream again?

by houston jc August 18, 2009

The Let's Play Curse

A condition someone develops when they become a Let's Player that, on a subconscious level, makes them want to do a Let's Play of every game they have ever played, are currently playing, or will ever play, thinking of little quirks and catchphrases in each of these games that they could develop into commentary, as well as various "tricks" that they know in each game that they would like to share with their viewers; in this way, the word "curse" becomes synonymous with the word "addiction" (i. e. an "addiction" to Let's Playing), rather than the "bad luck" that Chuggaaconroy defined it as, regardless of his "coining" of the term. In addition to promoting the subconscious desire in someone to do a Let's Play of every game that they have ever played, are currently playing, or will ever play, the Let's Play Curse also prompts it's victims, while they are playing a game "just for fun," to commentate aloud as though they were recording an actual Let's Play for others to watch.

While gamemixup333 and I were watching his sister play Pokepark, for the Wii, we had taken a break from recording a Let's Play that we planned to upload to YouTube, but the Let's Play Curse compelled us to make up voices for all the Pokemon and to criticize the logic of the game in our style of commentary, as though we were still recording.

by FutureMal May 22, 2011

minecraft lets plays

cancer

"Minecraft lets plays are cancer."

by Deadass Bee February 12, 2017

Play Station 3

Absolute Worthless Overpriced Crap

"Hey did you get the Play Station 3?"

"No I didn't get that shit, I got the Xbox 360 instead because I have a dick."

by H3player January 3, 2008

Myspace role play

Since some definitions here are a little old, here's the 2010 edition to the definition of "role play"

A kid, usually from middle school to young adult (23 is usually the cut off age now adays) who use someone's pictures, such as a site model, actress, artist, etc and create a character from a book series, TV series, or they start a character from scratch.

Role players are usually hated, but many people (Including role players themselves) think that the perpose is the profile editing, making layouts, editing pictures, creating a story, etc. REAL role players intentions are not to steal peoples pictures and claim to be them. A lot of role players actually ask permission from the person they take pictures from.

I'm not siding with a role player or with a person against role play. I've very nuetral on this topic. But role players are commonly mistaken for fakes. Hopefully I've helped fix that.

myspace role play is commonly mistaken for fakes. Mhmm.

by Haydephobiaaa August 13, 2010