buying water

Putting random coins into a fountain and wishing, although knowing they will not come true.

Kid 1: "What are you doing, wishing?"
Guy 2: "No! I am just buying water!"

by Seshie March 11, 2009

Dog water

SFR STARBOY

SFR STARBOY is so dog water

by Donkey Shode January 28, 2021

off the water

No longer partaking in imbibement of ‘the water’. Acting strangely or irrationally. Somewhere between being ‘out of pocket’ and ‘wylin’. They just act wierd as hell.

‘Dont mess with her. That bitch is off the water.’

by Ayookay May 8, 2018

Water Polo

The toughest sport out there. Many people try to dismiss it; before you do so;
1. tread water for 1 hour

2. while treading, sprint up and down a 30 metre pool
3. try to drown the opposing team
4. get the ball in the other team's net while the other team tries to drown you
5. if the shot clock runs out, spring back on defence so that the other team doesn't get a goal

When you have done all those things, then tell me that water polo isn't tough.
Also, there isn't any other sport in which your opponents sharpening their finger and toe nails for optimal scratching effect was so common that an official has to check their hands and feet before every game. How is that a thing?

Person 1: yo is that a water polo girl?
Person 2: yess she's so hot and fit

by _Makaela May 19, 2019

Water Bed

A thick piece of ass, very “phatt” most black men love women with water beds. These women are made out of water, 100% water, this is what causes the “thickness”.

Negro1: Ayo nigga you see that bitch with the water bed

Negro2: YEOOOOO SHORTY GOT THAT FATTTTTYYYYYYYYYY

by Smartest Nigga On Planet Namek October 24, 2018

Bro water

A flavored fruit drink that is carbonated that you share with the bros when you don't want them touching your cold ones

"Hey bro, can i have a bro water?"

by StutterKing June 3, 2017

Roger Waters

Bassist/singer of the rock group Pink Floyd.

Roger Waters' bass playing and vocals are somewhat haunting...

by Qbert December 27, 2004