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Ancient Texts

A pop culture event from 5-10+ years ago that someone has never heard of. Typically used on social media to express shock that one has never heard of something or someone.
You didn’t know Gerard Way from MCR wrote comic books? Oh my god, we’re losing the ancient texts.
by CDSadie July 12, 2025
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text-jected

"text rejected"

When you send an extremley serious or meaningfull. text/sext and the person you're texting hasnt responded for over 10 minutes.

usually followed by re-texting the person you sent the text to and saying "yeah, my phone is dying anyways. gtg."
and acting like they were just about to text you back.
guy1: oh FUCK! Big bertha just sent me a sext!

guy2: big bertha? oh shit, what are you gonna do?

guy1: im gonna text-ject her... wait shes texting me again..oh apparently her phone is dying anway.

*****
big bertha: damn, i totally got text-jected!
by damngurldamn55 October 25, 2011
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High Texting

when your tripping balls and text Zoey
“oopsie. i’m really high but i think it’s a good idea to start high texting Zoey”
by Cottonfacedniggerboy December 31, 2017
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grey text

When you mindlessly and continuously click on the “suggested” word in the grey text bar above the keyboard on your iPhone in a text message.

You usually do this to fuck with or confuse someone you really don’t care to talk to, or just to see what ridiculous shit apple’s algorithm predicts what you want to say.

Just open a new text, and start clicking incessantly on the middle Greyed out word. Happy grey texting!
just grey text that douche bag, he’s not worth your time..plus it’s fun.
by Aflip May 5, 2018
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Post Text Clarity

When you send that really cringe thing to that one bro/huzz, and immediately regret it
Guy 1: bro, I called her a "snow bunny" over text!

Guy 2: Yeah, you definitely had post text clarity after that one. Yikes!
by DiceyStep June 4, 2025
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Brown Text

When you accidently send a text to someone that was meant to go to someone else.
Matt: "So you think you want to go out to a movie tonight and maybe afterward come over to my place?"

Kyle: "wtf?"

Matt: "oh shit. Srry man I brown texted u."

Kyle: "oh. Its cool."
by KLStokes January 20, 2010
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Text

Read what it says in the text.
by Hockey#12 June 3, 2021
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