Dick Sucking Jeans

Jeans with holes in the knees giving the appearance they have been worn out from being on your knees all the time, as if you were sucking dick
"Look at Melissa's jeans, there's huge holes in the knees."
"Yeah those are her dick sucking jeans"
by totesmcgoats May 12, 2010
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sucks the big dick

something that sucks big time; it/someone sucks really bad
by TE July 11, 2004
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Suck the Big One

When something is worse than usual in its badness; when something is more unpleasant or annoying than usual.
John: "I just had a dream that I was a catholic choir boy."

Sare: "Man, that sucks the big one."
by Sahara October 05, 2003
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suck me off

to give great pleasure with the mouth and tounge in a thrusting motion
jim: "my girlfriend just broke up with me
bob: "then let me suck you off!!"
by mr.happy June 04, 2004
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Suck my dick

An order to suck on the said person's penis (dick).
Pimp: "I told you to suck my dick!"
Ho: "Okay."
by John B Smith October 19, 2006
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suck a bag of dicks

Someone who sucks a tote of cocks. Usually including ATLEAST six cocks of which two are limp.
Melanie told Cory and Micky to "Suck a bag of dicks" while attempting to launch a kite at Florida State University.
by Chief Osceola March 18, 2007
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