I don't have a sugar daddy, I don't need a sugar daddy, you can't have a sugar daddy. Cause your Not. that. kinda. girl. Everything I have i've worked from the ground up. Cause I'm what SICKENING. FUCKING BITCH
by PARTY19208 September 12, 2019

A person who fiends for blow constantly but never throws the money in. Tends to stay later at afters with the intention and action of cleaning up the empty cans and bottles to show they’re “it.” The only goal is a white substance, and once the goal is reached, they’re out-ie.
a: What is Aly dodo doing here?
b: i’m not sure, i think she’s a booger sugar baby?
a: that makes sense.
b: i’m not sure, i think she’s a booger sugar baby?
a: that makes sense.
by Victoria Reynolds’s September 10, 2023

the smuttiest people on earth. if you see one of their stories- you better read it- it will be filled with smut on smut...
by toast.whore January 29, 2021

by hdizzy September 11, 2022

A kiss, given or received, from a baby with chubby cheeks that look like a booty when you squish them together.
Woman 1: "Oh my! Look at that handsome little man with those fat jaws. I want to pinch and squeeze them!" She
squeezes them together.
Woman 2: "How cute! Those jaws look like a cute little booty wooty."
They bends down and kiss the baby's face.
Woman 2: "Now that's some good booty sugar!"
Woman 1: "Mmm hmmm!"
Woman 2: "Are you his daddy?"
Man: "Nah, I'm his uncle."
Woman 1: "Here's my number if you need help watching him."
Woman 2: "And mine. Use it."
squeezes them together.
Woman 2: "How cute! Those jaws look like a cute little booty wooty."
They bends down and kiss the baby's face.
Woman 2: "Now that's some good booty sugar!"
Woman 1: "Mmm hmmm!"
Woman 2: "Are you his daddy?"
Man: "Nah, I'm his uncle."
Woman 1: "Here's my number if you need help watching him."
Woman 2: "And mine. Use it."
by 5 Pound Smile January 22, 2025

The partial name of a really stupid book written by Richard Brautigan in the 1960's, which has fortunately fallen into a deep well of forgetfulness.
"I can't believe somebody actually published In Watermelon Sugar. What a bunch of clueless choads. Time for Edward 40 Hands so i can forget it again."
by Thoringerveer August 16, 2021

"once a potato arised out of the floor and said:
did you expect some sexifinitions to pop up ('sexifinitions' => weird term for sexual definition)
because if yes then then you ... you you you you like the average UB user
the potato illuminated them, they were to say this frase"
did you expect some sexifinitions to pop up ('sexifinitions' => weird term for sexual definition)
because if yes then then you ... you you you you like the average UB user
the potato illuminated them, they were to say this frase"
i definetly typed by hand" "In Watermelon Sugar" is an American " and looked what appear in my computer...
laughs
the urban dick-shannary is really funny ('dick-shannary' => a place where people play with little penises)
i think you need more of this by the way drink water and bye \/
laughs
the urban dick-shannary is really funny ('dick-shannary' => a place where people play with little penises)
i think you need more of this by the way drink water and bye \/
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem October 22, 2022
