On January Second is the National Your Past Self Day, it is simple, you just be your past self! (if you remember your past self.)
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When a girl slouches back to pee on her butthole after taking a shit, effectively rinsing away the poop.
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When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.
Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.
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Get the self exit mug.A pseudonym found in pop culture, literature and academia referring to oneself. Literally M B Self = My Bad Self
The QB launched the ball down the field as time expired and exhibiting his 4.2 40 speed, M B self broke free to haul in the game winning TD.
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