Name PTSD

Name PTSD is when you cringe at the sound of a name because of past experiences with someone of that name. Mild cases you will cringe at the name but not be too bothered.

Severe cases can cause emotional distress and even lead you to avoid people of that name.

I just met someone with the same name as my ex and I couldn’t even talk to them… I think I have name PTSD.

by anonymoushedgehog December 12, 2021

Trans-Pterodactyl

A very dangerous species of bird native to Alaska

Person 1: “Did you just hear something?”
Person 2: “It must be the dreaded trans-pterodactyl”

by Barstool definition December 21, 2021

Zoom PTSD

Like PTSD, but is when you are just hanging with your friends or eating dinner you hear the Zoom *ding* sound in those places or you have a feeling that has similarity to being late to work.

"We've been online a lot and I think I might be starting to catch a case Zoom PTSD."

by GarbageFire January 5, 2022

I ptyo

I ptyo is saying you put some one something, this where the “I put you on” came from. Typical procedures of the receiver of getting put on will more like leave give a gift to the putter onner like oral sex

“Thanks for showing me weiland” frank said. “Ya I ptyo” James responded.

by Qoqiej January 6, 2022

I ptyo

The word “I put you on” comes from someone helping you find music,movie,game etc and saying they put you on the show. After this the person who has been put on will most likely give the person who helped find said thing oral sex

“Yo thanks for letting me find weiland man” John said to Jim “Ya I ptyo.” Said Jim

by Qoqiej July 22, 2022

click pto

just what Bingo said from bluey

nothing UwU click pto

by dude stan September 6, 2022

Sports PTSD

When you have PTSD from a sporting event, play or team. It elicits the same anxiety, shortness of breath, nightmares, guilt, shame, and aggressive behaviour as traditional PTSD, and has the same traumatizing effect.

Dana: Hey Gurl, what are we going to get for our Super Bowl party, wings and pizza again?

Angie: Hey Gurl, I dont think we will make it this year, Brett's Sports PTSD is acting up again, he saw a highlight of the Hawks Patriots Super Bowl again. He hasnt left his room in 4 days.

Dana: Gurl, I hear you. Paul gets the same way when seeing the Joe Carter homerun. Let's just get sushi and update our Bumble accounts.

by Mike109999 September 6, 2022