potato turd slime

Secretions that derive from a rotten potato. Often thick in viscosity, these liquids resemble human diarrhea both visually and scent.

"Susan, I just found some potato turd slime from the potatoes you bought for last Thanksgiving and it stinks!"

by Neo2224 June 18, 2017

kentucky fried potato

Kentucky fried potato: Average roblox enjoyer. People like this will declare bankruptcy to get their grubby hands on more robux.

Kentucky fried potato
Why did my credit card default? Kentucky spent all my money on the new roblox game Criminality!!!!

by bestrustkiller2020 December 1, 2021

dumb potato basket

Your dumb and a basket that holds potatoes. Duh! Put two and two together. P.s. I love my children.

You are a dumb potato basket.

by jhgt June 17, 2015

Orange Potato Banana

A potato banana, flavored like and orange

My friends and I made an Orange Potato Banana with a side of a fried waffle maker.

by Banana man Pro September 3, 2019

potato chip player

Basically, the backseat driver of video gaming. It is the annoying guy that sits next to you on the couch munching potato chips while incoherently jabbering about what you "should" be doing and playing grabsies with your controller.

he doesn't ever share the chips either.

"move left" ...munch much... "you know...you go in that door...you get a free life dude" ...munch munch...

"you're such a potato chip player!"

by wateriestfire September 1, 2007

Mashed potato chin

The fat underneath the chin most notably seen when one lowers their head.

Damn she's got a bad mashed potato chin. Did you see it when she was looking down?

by LJ Mic June 24, 2009

Potato Chip Taco

The best chips in the bag. Due to something in the manufacturing process of potato chips, some of the crisps come out folded over like a taco.

Occurs with all flavors and types of chips including: tortilla, ruffled, dorito, etc.

"Dude, when me and Geraldo went to Chili's restaurant yesterday, we totally fought over the last potato chip taco"

by NotAPaperGirl March 10, 2009